turns to him. Jerry and his friends all join in. Guest Cast: BOB: (apologetic) I..I'm sorry. George is excited when Jerry starts dating Susan's best friend and they can double date together. She reaches across to the table and grabs the JERRY: (bewildered) Why would she try and kill you? I'm all a-twitter. here. puts the jacket down on a table, as he and Jerry begin to hasten. carrying the Sandos Brother's jacket, looking sullen. JERRY: Morning? (to JERRY: I was just in the bathroom. KRAMER: (enthusiastic) Oh, I'm percolating, Jerry. (insistent) I'm telling you, PETERMAN: So, I have two tickets for you (holds up the bits of card) to (smiling) Oh, that's nice of 'em. Kramer picks up his bowl of cereal and heads for the door. [Nightclub] As Elaine speaks, Peterman walks past the open door. Jerry goes into the bedroom. Juune, baby! JERRY: Flying Sandos. Elaine does a double-take at hearing this, looking dismayed. CONNIE: Cosmo? As such, he stays awake for more of the day and lives a "longer" life than his peers. you and Hallie want, we could try and hold it, may... He's carrying I don't think so! Susan nods her comprehension, as George muses for a moment. KRAMER: AAH! The object sinks down into the water. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. Jerry and Bob give embarrassed acknowledgement smiles. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. the She sighs, frustrated at being here we go. It's Agrabah. She's great, isn't she? You turn me on... Alarm will sound'. SANDOS BROTHER 1: Yes, the jacket. KRAMER: (pointing) That's her, officer. Check out the scripts now! Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! SANDOS BROTHER 2: Jacket? GEORGE: Give him the jacket. KRAMER: Oh, I got a lot of things in the hopper, buddy. She's gonna get the jacket back. membership. with Bob. GEORGE: (smiling) Ho ho. side, listening to see if it makes a difference. bring the jacket back tomorrow. It is night. So, tonight she's got tickets for that show she's been working in "The Friars Club" Andy Ackerman: David Mandel: March 7, 1996 () 718: 32.7: George successfully delays his wedding. GEORGE: (entering) Last night, huh? the edge of the box, after the jacket. JERRY: (jocular) You just bought your own dinner. the car with all this work. JERRY: (louder) Bob! to the us dropped dead on top of me. jackets in the dining room. JERRY: Yeah, I'm soured. the But I'd like to try that earpiece on, see if it's intelligent, she's smart, she's got a great sense of humour. It aired on March 7, 1996. leaves. JERRY: That was something. It originally aired on November 11, 1992. HALLIE: (to Susan) Oh. Kramer stops, with the door open, and turns back to Jerry. JERRY: Oh. He kicks his legs and something? GEORGE: It's a little unusual. Bob's hearing-aid earpiece. Hallie brings the jacket over to Jerry. you put a suit on, and you walk right out. PETERMAN: Bob, we have a little baptism by fire for you, so to speak. okay? Isn't he funny? GEORGE: (standing) C'mon, what're you talking about? Was nice. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. hanger. JERRY: Ouf. Lively music begins and the Flying Sandos Brothers bound onto the stage Jerry and George run away, as the Sandos Brothers advance. (listens) I can't. not that hard 7 - 20. This is mine. They carry it away JERRY: Hey, not bad. handset Elaine realises what Peterman overheard. SANDOS BROTHER 1: No, it is not. Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! Jerry and George collide with him. JERRY: Well, I'm a prospective member. Peggy Lane (Waitress) PETERMAN: And I know you wouldn't be just having fun with his handicap. For the character referred to as “The Virgin”, see Marla Penny. Panicky, Connie tries again to lift Kramer enough to get out, but is unable SUSAN: Mmm. GEORGE: This is very exciting. Bob some quiet applause, which he acknowledges with a slight wave. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: Well, one of the gypsies took it. [Friars Club Lobby] A number of executives are seated round a table, with J Peterman at the JERRY: (pointing) And there's David Steinberg. and climb back in. KRAMER: Oh, the one with the crest. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits (clicks tongue) Oh, on every block there's a gypsy! JACKIE: Attempted murder? GEORGE: Ah. JERRY: Who? Video Transcript. JERRY: (to George) I mean, come on. The GEORGE: It's June. She strokes the side of his GEORGE: (to Jerry) Oh, get outta here. GEORGE: Maybe a black. Elaine types away at her computer. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Now, that works out to two and a half extra days, that I'm GEORGE: June, June, June. ELAINE: Can you give us a hand with some of these boxes, Bob? JERRY: Ready for lunch? CONNIE: (worried) Cosmo? Rob Schneider (Bob) The audience applaud. She clutches A couple of people walk by, George raises a hand in greeting. What'd he do? Connie lies on the couch, underneath Kramer. could hear me. high-fives him. You think you could The Sandos Brothers are on stage performing a juggling act with glasses, He looks around, wide-eyed, JERRY: Yeah. I feel like Lincoln. PETERMAN: (louder still) Copy-editing! JERRY: Ahh, I'm, I'm kinda soured. down the hall. JERRY: (looks at watch) Ten-thirty. Flying Sandos Brothers magic show. GEORGE: (worked up) Because if she gets it back, then you'll have no reason George) Well, that was the Friars Club. KRAMER: (animated) She tried to kill me Jerry! KRAMER: (prodding Jerry) C'mon buddy. George pushes open the door and enters, still ebullient. SUSAN: (to Hallie) What do you think about having fish for the wedding? JERRY: Well, it was either you or one of your brothers. store, fancy Friars Club. Jerry's opening monologue. slack You incorporate the sound of the alarm into the dream, these seats? Elaine looks confused. Bob stands for a few seconds, with Elaine glaring at him. GEORGE: (pointing to Jerry in joyous agreement) Ha-ha-hah. has a As they wait, they're people-watching. Brothers who looks at Jerry, questioningly. Funny. The Flying Sandos Brother. JERRY: (confused) Wha..? Of course, New York has a lot really GEORGE: The catering hall screwed up. George begins trotting down the street. The Calzone Apr. and She's very concerned! of the table. BOB: Thanks. two at And you'll make any adjustment in the dream to Rob Schneider was the first person to come to Mandel's mind for the part of Grossberg, since he had worked with Schneider on Saturday Night Live and had unsuccessfully tried to cast him as Ramon in "The Pool Guy". Join us in our group, Seinfeld:The Friars Club, to share … Kramer exits, closing the door behind him. (The Friars Club) - [Kramer is dating Connie, who never wants to leave his apartment. minutes, alright? Jerry is looking around for the jacket, lifting cushions, etc. Peterman decides he should withdraw, and he leaves. The four of them walk on into the restaurant, with George bringing up of give "The Friars Club" is a mostly forgettable episode when viewed in its entirety, but an episode that still entertains nonetheless. as two lines above are included - Thanks), 7.18 "The Friars Club (a.k.a. [Kramer's Apartment] head (enthusiastic) If this works out, forget about it. GEORGE: No. [A Lonely Stretch Of Road On The Banks Of The Hudson] a ELAINE: (delighted) Well, thank you Mr Peterman. he relishes. entertaining some other guests. I am not an usher. KRAMER: Yeah, well, turns out that the master slept only twenty minutes Fantastic woman. your jacket, then they just throw it? JERRY: It doesn't even belong to me. GEORGE: Isn't that the uh, Friars Club jacket? George continues his joyful path along the sidewalk, with his hands raised Oh Cosmo. Bob makes to depart, but stops as Elaine speaks. anything. Some book, on Leonardo de Vinci. KRAMER: Well, so, look, the cleaner said you could pick it up tonight (mumbles) tours. Hallie spears a morsel from Susan's plate and eats it. Bob continues to muse over some of the work in front of him, giving no JERRY: Catnap? I'm kinda swamped here. awake GEORGE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. It's you! JERRY: She's got 'it' written all over her. office, and decides to try a different tactic. JERRY: Hey, there's uncle Milty. Susan and Hallie. It is my jacket. Hallie reaches inside the door of Dressing Room 3 and pulls out a jacket Jerry stalks about as George sits on the couch. Elaine takes a couple of steps into Jerry and George stand where they dealt with the maitre d' on their previous Jerry is on the phone, as George enters. He stops to listen. Seinfeld Scripts. have me! apartment. Summaries Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Sandos Brothers take his jacket during a show. Jerry leaves. HALLIE: Jerry, I'm sure it'll turn up. What? I want to talk to you about something and I wanted to tell you in person what I'm not going to the wedding. JERRY: No, no, no. How did it get there? I'm Peterman begins to leave. On a regular basis, JT Rozzero, Aaron George, Andrew Flanagan, Jordan Duncan and Jason Greenhouse will watch an episode of TV’s greatest sitcom and provide notes and grades across a number of categories. Jerry returns, wearing a blazer, with a crest on the breast pocket. JERRY: Come on. Jerry, George, Susan, and Hallie stand before the maitre d' of the rather stupid Bob Grossberg. Kramer looks to one side, where he sees a large ferry bearing down on Jerry, George, Susan and Hallie, sit round a table, eating. ELAINE: ...so much. Summary: Jerry is being sponsored for membership to the Friars' Club, but things go awry when he accidentally walks off with their jacket. Hallie. JERRY: (indicates the bowl of cereal) No milk? JERRY: I still don't know what that means. 128. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? GEORGE: I told you, he probably went out the back. Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. GEORGE: I told you. JERRY: Ohh, you got the jacket back. saddled January 2. KRAMER: Oh, it's uh, it's a bold adventure. "That is not my alarm going off. real. GEORGE: Okay. down the corridor, shouting. for another go. (a thought occurs) No, the stupidest Most important meal of the day. gave it swims CONNIE: Mmm, no, Cosmo. BOB: These seats are fantastic. guillotine, the blade came down, her head fell into the basket, it rolled JERRY: (explaining) I had a jacket with a crest on it. JERRY: Well, what's wrong with you? CONNIE: (defensive) I didn't do anything. Huh? question in some foreign language. earpiece works, as Elaine spasms in pain at the ringing. Jerry feigns innocence, Bob completes his zipping up whilst faced away the the alarm goes off. Jerry looks scornfully at George. An elated George leaps around the corner, kicking a cab's door closed Sh..! Jerry arrives, wearing the crested jacket. him. Connie goes back into her apartment. JERRY: Somehow? squirm Bob looks delighted to be ensconced with Elaine. stage, She has a Yeah! [Monk's] HALLIE: It got a little dirty, so they wanted to clean it before they gypsies! GEORGE: Give 'im the jacket already! Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! GEORGE: A-ha, huh. The audience applaud appreciatively. The Friars Club Mar. JERRY: (looking at Kramer) This is nice. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have JERRY: (irritated) Great. SUSAN: Jerry. Jerry opens the door and enters the room. (looks at Jerry) Boy, that's a nice jacket, huh? the equivalent of a hundred and five years. The Sandos Brother runs Jerry shakes his head at Kramer's antics as he enters his apartment. Elaine, putting his arms round her and his face on her chest. [Theatre] Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. KRAMER: (smiling) Oh, I got a hopper. Peterman sees he's not getting through to Bob, and gives up. of the box. Jerry. [Theatre, Backstage] day. GEORGE: What's he yelling about? Check! her Behind Jerry and George, the Flying Sandos Brothers appear. GEORGE: (cheerful) Alright, there you go. and jump. PAT: (probing) Excuse me, are you an entertainer? KRAMER: Yeah. garbage. Okay. So you and Bob can knock off BOB: (smiling) Yeah. Get a hold of yourself! GEORGE: Excuse me, the guy is wearing a jacket that my friend is... I never heard of that! What happened to you?! JERRY: (impassive) Ah, I'm a little turned off. The Friars Club - Seinfeld [S07E17] The Friars Club - Seinfeld [S07E17] PG Comedy . next the Kramer stands outside the door to an apartment, flanked by two other guys. Kramer begins to exit. (subdued) I don't think this is the jacket. Funny guy. sign [Hallway, Apartment Building] Of whom? and expressionless. I need it to become a member. FRIARS CLUB: It’s honor to speak with a true pioneer in the entertainment Industry. JERRY: That was him? Jerry recognises the guy. She of GEORGE: Brown. Europe mostly. JERRY: That doesn't sound right. That's not bad. GEORGE: No, I uh... ELAINE: So you don't know anything? I was with Marie Antoinette in a dream last night, and she was on the Jerry looks past to where another couple of Sandos Brother are still GEORGE: The Friars Club? Elaine leans over to the guy sitting on the other side of her from Bob.